Thank you, weather committee.

Although Sunday is two days away and a lot can happen (this IS northern Michigan after all), I’m thrilled with the weather committee’s work. Sunny and 80 “they” are predicting. Yahoo for an outdoor garden party with lots of very small people because an indoor garden party is kind of ridiculous, right? So happy about this that I already made a little sign to hang across the front steps.

Still lots to do, but I’m just tickled to be celebrating the little birdie’s first birthday party that my excitement is sort of trumping my fatigue/stress/anxiety. In the midst of it all, we’re refinancing 605 and the appraiser guy is coming this afternoon. All that finance stuff makes my head spin, but luckily Chris is in my life and he makes me feel at ease about all of that yucky number stuff. Ugghhh. I know it’s worth it, but when it rains it pours, eh?

Have any fun summery weekend plans? I’m so very looking forward to seeing lots of family and friends. I’m pretty sure I’ll need a vacation come Tuesday, but in a good way.

Best!

Mother’s Day Musings

Happy Mother’s Day weekend, dear readers!

I’m excited to celebrate my first official Mother’s Day with my family. We were planning a picnic and a trillium/morel hike, but 40 with a chance of a “wintery mix” is more than enough to send me and my babe back inside. I am not suffering on Mother’s Day; I will be no weather martyr this weekend. So there. Do you have any big plans, lovelies?

In honor of all the Mammas who make the world go ’round out there, I wanted to share one of my favorite poems by Billy Collins. It makes me laugh and cry. Always a winning combination in a poem, I think. You? Enjoy!

Lanyard

The other day I was ricocheting slowly
off the blue walls of this room,
moving as if underwater from typewriter to piano,
from bookshelf to an envelope lying on the floor,
when I found myself in the L section of the dictionary
where my eyes fell upon the word lanyard.

No cookie nibbled by a French novelist
could send one into the past more suddenly—
a past where I sat at a workbench at a camp
by a deep Adirondack lake
learning how to braid long thin plastic strips
into a lanyard, a gift for my mother.

I had never seen anyone use a lanyard
or wear one, if that’s what you did with them,
but that did not keep me from crossing
strand over strand again and again
until I had made a boxy
red and white lanyard for my mother.

She gave me life and milk from her breasts,
and I gave her a lanyard.
She nursed me in many a sick room,
lifted spoons of medicine to my lips,
laid cold face-cloths on my forehead,
and then led me out into the airy light

and taught me to walk and swim,
and I, in turn, presented her with a lanyard.
Here are thousands of meals, she said,
and here is clothing and a good education.
And here is your lanyard, I replied,
which I made with a little help from a counselor.

Here is a breathing body and a beating heart,
strong legs, bones and teeth,
and two clear eyes to read the world, she whispered,
and here, I said, is the lanyard I made at camp.
And here, I wish to say to her now,
is a smaller gift—not the worn truth

that you can never repay your mother,
but the rueful admission that when she took
the two-tone lanyard from my hand,
I was as sure as a boy could be
that this useless, worthless thing I wove
out of boredom would be enough to make us even.

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Becoming Pepper Potts

Are you an Ironman fan? I loved the first one so much I think I squealed and grinned. A lot. Needless to say, I’m pretty darn stoked that Ironman 2 is opening this weekend. You? So today I got my weekly GOOP newsletter, which is written by Gwyneth Paltrow. In it she details her fitness and food secrets that transformed her into Pepper Potts. I laughed out loud at the part where she says her 5-day (!) diet was enough to get rid of her “winter weight.” Wow, just one week, huh? Heck, I’ll try anything for a week. Especially if it would leave me looking like a buff and tough Pepper Potts. (Don’t you love that name?!)

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So here it is, straight from the newsletter. How Gwyneth became Pepper Potts in 5 days…

Ironman 2 Daily Prep:

7 am:

Wake up, have a green tea

Breakfast:

A Think Thin bar

or

Clean Shake:

1 cup Almond Milk

a handful of blueberries (optional)

A level scoop of Dr. Alejandro Junger’s “Move” powder

A scoop of Dr. Alejandro Junger’s “Nourish” powder

Combine ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth.

Note: Breakfast is a good time to take your daily multivitamin.

8 am – 9:30 Workout

Here’s a teaser for one of my workouts for Ironman 2. In order to view the full workout, just click on this link and enter your email address.

Do this video plus 45 minutes of dance cardio. Tracy Anderson has several dance cardio DVD’s available for beginners and upwards.

Post-workout:

Kale Juice

This is an incredibly healthy, refreshing way to start your day. Kale is full of calcium and antioxidants and just about everything else—it’s one of the best things you can put into your system. When juiced with a bit of lemon and agave, kale turns into a sort-of grassy lemonade. No worries if you don’t have a juicer, a blender and a sieve do the trick.

1 bunch of kale, stems removed and leaves washed

the juice of 2 smallish lemons

1 1/2 tablespoons agave nectar

1/2 cup cold water

Combine everything in a blender and blitz until completely pureed. It might take a little bit of time and a shove to get it going. Strain the juice through a fine sieve into a bowl, pushing down on the solids with a kitchen spoon being sure to extract all the juice. Taste the juice and add a bit more lemon or agave if you think it needs it. Pour into a glass and drink up.

1 pm Lunch Tracy sent me a few suggestions for a few healthy wraps – vegan and non-vegetarian.

Vegan Option #1

1 Mountain Valley Wrap (super low carb, low calorie, tortilla wraps that you can find at your local health food store)

1.5 tablespoons of Almond Butter

Chopped Dates

Vegan Option #2

Mountain Valley Wrap

1 Avocado

Tomato slices

Cucumber slices

Jicama slivers

Non-Vegetarian Option

Mountain Valley Wrap

Oven roasted turkey plain (no salt)

Tomato slices

Cucumber slices

1tbsp honey mustard (Mix 1 tbsp mustard with 1 tsp honey)

Lemony Grilled Chicken I came up with this recipe as an alternative to the wraps in order to add a little variety to lunch time.

Boneless, skinless chicken breast

Lemon juice

Olive oil

Salt and Pepper

Marinate the chicken breast in lemon juice and a tiny (emphasis on tiny) bit of olive oil. Season well and grill. Serve with the steamed vegetable or vegetable salad of your choice.

Afternoon:

Here are a few snacks to hold you over until dinner:

A small handful of almonds

or

A GT’s Raw Organic Kombucha (note: Be sure to stick with the bottles labeled GT’s Raw Organic Kombucha over the Synergy Organic & Raw varieties, as these have fruit juice in them.)

or

Kale Juice

Dinner:

Turkey Kale Soup Tracy also shared this recipe with me. Another super-low calorie recipe, it does not lack in flavor.

1 Yellow onion quartered

10 Cloves garlic minced

2 leeks

asparagus tips

3 Stalks of celery

1 Parsnip

A handful of thyme

2 Sprig rosemary

2 Low sodium vegan bullion cubes

12 C Water

Bunch parsley minced

2 lbs. Boneless skinless turkey breast

1 T Soy sauce

1-2 lb. Kale

Rub the turkey with half the garlic, half the rosemary, half the thyme, soy sauce and half the parsley. In a soup pot add remaining ingredients except for the kale, sauté on medium heat about 10 minutes so the vegetables start to brown.  Cover with water and add bullion simmer about 3 hours so the vegetables are cooked. Strain broth, meanwhile place turkey with seasonings in a covered roasting pan into a 370 degree oven. Roast about 1 ½ hours or until cooked. Take out of the oven uncover and let cool about an hour. Shred the turkey and add it to the strained broth. Take the stems out of the kale chop and add to the broth cook another hour. Serve garnished with fresh parsley and a splash of soy sauce to taste.

Chopped Veggie Salad Chop the vegetables of your choice into small pieces and dress with a light vinaigrette. I recommend shallots which add an extra kick. Here’s a combination I particularly like:

The lettuce of your choice

Steamed beets

Tomatoes

Celery

Cucumber

Corn

Basil

Note: Be sure to rotate the recipes to keep the days interesting.

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In preparation for the viewing of Ironman 2, maybe I’ll try to become Pepper Potts too and see what happens. What say you, dear readers? Anyone else?


lightly posting…

Lightly blogging this week as you might have noticed… So what’s been going on in our nest? Well, thanks for asking. The little birdie’s top teeth (3!) are popping through and sleep is finally creeping back on the agenda. Whew.

Three teeth at one time? Yeah, this little lady doesn’t do anything half-assed. You’ve got to admire that about a person, right? At least I do. Especially when I look at my growing “to do” list and the junk piling up on my desk. And the Cheerios on the floor because she doesn’t eat any of them, but likes to watch them fly off the table. And the blue linen shirt that needs a button front-and-center so my Mamma boobs don’t fall out. And the tomatoes that need to be transplanted AGAIN. And the, well you get the point. Yikes.

Anyway.

Also, truth be told, it’s been absolutely lovely here and that means that the ole lapper-topper gets used a bit less. This has been the nicest spring I can remember. Sunny sun sun. And a few nighttime thunderstorms to green things up. So we’ve been taking lots of walks and enjoying where we live. Eating on the porch, walking down to get a cone, checking out all the tulips, lilacs and flowering trees. We’ve been totally spoiled. And we’re lapping it up while we can. Because this is northern Michigan and snow is in the forecast. Yup. (Sorry to drop the bomb, locals!)

What’s been happening in your nest? Have any Mother’s Day plans? Enjoy your day, I’m off to snuggle with my little birdie who’s waking up from her snooze. zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

auto lift recliner, Christian books, snowmobiles, and more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, lovelies, it is indeed Garage Sale season in northern Michigan. Some of my *favorite* items from today’s listings… are you in need of any of these? These are poached from various listings. Enjoy the hunt!

  • auto lift recliner
  • Christian books
  • 16 gage shotgun, 177 pellet gun
  • snowmobiles
  • bowling balls
  • Budweiser steins
  • basketball cards
  • rods and reels, knives and guns
  • NASCAR
  • stuffed animals
  • romance books
  • dog bathing station
  • 9 inch rear end off full size truck
  • ladies pink motor cycle helmet 30.00
  • gamer rocking chair with built in audio features and speakers
  • still have stuff left small big and some small stuff we also have a really nice bike for sale and a ring and other stuff
  • And if you get hungry we will be selling hot dogs and drinks!

But some people are clever. What do you think of these new words I stumbled upon today?

  • funtique
  • juntique

Some people think that the more exclamation points they use in the ad, the better the turnout. What do you think? Enjoy the hunt out there, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday Confessions. Again.

Being that it’s Sunday, I think a confessions-only post is à propos again. It’s been a while, no?

Confessions

  • I’ve been feeling bad since last Sunday morning about this one… There’s a woman who’s been coming to yoga and she drives an Escalade. I couldn’t help but shudder, immediately judge and have all sorts of strange, conflicting mean thoughts. Escalade yogini? What?! I’ve been wrestling with it all week. What makes it even more strange is that she seems just absolutely lovely. So what’s up with the Escalade? And furthermore, why do I even care?
  • Before Wren (BW), I used to scoff at parents who attempted to shove food into their children’s mouths while the wee ones were on the go. Know what I mean? So I caught myself off guard this week when I found myself doing just that. Turns out there is sometimes a reason for these kinds of things…
  • A went through the Wendy’s drive-thru for a quick lunch on the go (kiddie burger meal with an under 3 toy, please) this week. Turns out it was Earth Day too. There was a lot wrong with that whole picture… on so many levels.
  • I keep thinking that I’d like to try a “no white stuff” approach to eating while I mindlessly munch on a few chocolate chips and a handful of potato chips or two to get me through the afternoon. Pretty sure it would be a huge improvement over my current approach to eating and I know the first couple days would be the toughest, but but but. Turns out a handful of carrot sticks is really not that satisfying, at least not in the same way, right? Sigh.
  • I bought my first “anti-aging” facial moisturizer this week. Ouch. Something about my laugh lines being not-so-fine anymore drove me to throw it in the basket. This week I also bought some thick, goopy eco-friendly sunscreen for Wren. Hoping this will help her on the right track to keep her skin looking oh-so-lovely when she’s 33.
  • This is terrible. I was so much more saddened this week by the news that *my* yoga studio is closing than I was by any other news in the past year. Michael Jackson and Haiti didn’t even compare. Isn’t that awful? Boy, hormonal, sleep-deprived human nature sure is strange.
  • I was a bit too obsessed this week with my blog stats because of the Ohdeedoh article on Wren’s Nest. Made me ponder why I do this? For me? For you? For the collective good and fun of it all? To become rich and famous, make a million bucks and retire to Tahiti? hehehe, snort, guffaw.
  • So our electric bill was much higher this month and we’re thinking it’s probably because we’ve been eating in a lot more. Stove/oven usage. Factoring in the cost of our electric, it makes we wonder if all those inexpensive homemade pizzas are really costing us more than if we were to order in. Just can’t win, can we?

Have a happy Sunday, dear readers. It’s drizzling here and a perfect day for nesting. The morel hunters are getting very excited! What’s it like in your neck of the woods?

Welcome, Ohdeedoh readers!

Oh my goodness. I’m just tickled (thrilled, nervous, giddy) that you’ve clicked over here today. Almost every day this year I’ve contributed something to the Cyberspace world via this blog and many days I think to myself, “what am I doing here anyway, you goofy schmoof?” Sooooo I’d like to send a big shout out to the lovely folks at Ohdeedoh for sending you on over here via my work on Wren’s Nest! It makes me very happy, for lack of a more creative term today.

Dear readers, please make yourself at home and let me know what you think. The good, the bad, the ugly… your thoughtful, constructive comments are wanted!

  • If you’re looking for more pics or my own drivel on Wren’s Nest, I suggest you click here or here.
  • Since you enjoy Ohdeedoh (woot woot!), you probably like seeing DIY stuff and home renovation projects. If that’s the case, dear readers, click here for more pics and drivel on our hopelessly optimistic nesting instincts.
  • If you want to know a little bit more about me, you might click here.

Again, I couldn’t be more excited that you’re here today. I wish I could buy you a cup of coffee and we could all chat for a while. But you, clicking in on me today? Well, that’s enough to make a gal buy herself another cup of coffee just to celebrate. Cheers!

Best! Ashlea